How to use:

Unzip this folder somewhere on your computer (Download Drive, Desktop, etc.)

Apple iTunes: Just drag and drop the iPhone .m4r file into the "Ringtones" or "Tones" section on iTunes and then sync your phone. iTunes will do the rest! 

Android: Copy the ANDROID .mp3 file to your phone. Go to "Settings > Sound > Device Ringtone" and tap "Add". Click on the "CarnivoreBob TheologyPants ANDROID Ringtone" file. 

Enjoy! 